deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
cheesecakeforfuckssake: perpetualvelocity: justacollegegirl: moriarty: finally a student who has the courage to speak out against authority I’ve seen this twice today. Coming from a future teacher I appreciate this! I hate how she completely talks over him like ” get out im not listening” Just Ugh and the teachers are used to people sassing, but this is good. he’s saying the things....
10knotes: tigursblood: my heart just broke in 9 seconds.. This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
justin-nicholas: ika-marie: sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever. i fucking lost it Basically Justin. LOL LADSFKSDFKJA OH GOD.
hamsterangst: when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow
slapmytitties: therealalbino: superwholockgiraffe: slapmytitties: can i end my essay with “u feel me?” Is this the same person who asked if they could start it with “listen here, you little shit” because that would be a fantastic essay You do realize your url is “slapmytitties” no i do not
How I feel when watching a movie in 3D