February 2012
You in every Math Class. →
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You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
-WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
-Asian Parent: "If someone want hit you, you tell your Kuya. He hit him with his friends."
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- Asian Parent: "You kneel down on rice & hold arms out, think of why you wong."
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
-Asian Parent: "PU TANG INA MO, IF YOU MISS BUS..." (You don't need more at this point)
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
-Asian Parent: "We go to commissary, where my coupons?
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
-Asian Parent: "Pu tang ina... I'll gibe you a reason to cry!"
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- Asian Parent: "Does get you good grade in PE?"
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
-Asian Parent: "I'm sending you to the Pilippines!"
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
-Asian Parent: "You better not be letting some oder person touch your pookie, eh."
Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
Things You Shouldn't Say To... →
People suffering from depression:
“Stop being so negative!” “You choose to be sad” “You don’t even have anything to be sad about” “There are millions worse off than you, just get a grip!”
People struggling with self-harm:
“You’re just doing it for attention!” “Those cuts aren’t even that bad” “You don’t even have a reason to cut/burn yourself” “You freak! Hide your scars, no one wants to see...
